Why I Decided to Have an Affair with Tom

So as you can probably guess, Tom and I began to see each other steadily.  Many of you probably say that money can't buy happiness or love, but in this case I was head over heels.  Tom bought me everything that my heart desired, and we even had an apartment that we would go to together, and I found the whole thing very romantic.    He actually bought me a puppy with a diamond collar today.  I've never seen Daisy get anything like that, and it makes me feel special.  I feel like I was born into the wrong social class.  Tom really treats me like a princess, and I think George (my husband) needs to take a page out of Tom's book.  Tom always answers the phone when I call, which is another thing I love about him.  I know that his wife probably knows that he is having an affair, and I must admit I like to call their house around dinner to pull Tom away from her side and back toward my much more affectionate embrace.  I know all of you probably think that it is stupid of me to have an affair, but if all the glitz and glamour was waggled under your nose, I highly doubt you would be able to turn down the adventure.